Franchise Player Brandon Jacobs Stunts for your boy!

I Wanted to Introduce you to this year's IHFFL SkullCrusher Team:

Last year I was upset in the playoffs and this year it won't be that easy! This year there will be no breakdowns mentally or physically, I will adapt, react and exact my will upon the competitors in this league. So without further adieu here is the rest of The Skullcrusher Starting Lineup and a couple of my "Wild Cards"

Joseph Addai RB Indianapolis - Don't believe the Donald Hype. Joseph is still the Man and he won't let me down this year. Healthy, he is a top 7 back in the league and when he shares carries, he's even more dangerous.

Marques Colston WR New Orleans - No team throws more than the Saints (Except maybe the Cards), and no one catches more pills than The Pharmacist - Marques Colston (I just made that up, but go ahead and use it)!

Roy Williams WR Dallas - Okay now Big Mouth is gone and we can get down to business. No more Crying (There's no crying in Baseball - so FOOTBALL, you should get your ass kicked) to the press, no more hurricanes just a HUGE scoreboard that should be the only thing blocking your reception total this year, PLAYAH!

Matt Ryan QB Atlanta - Matty won me a Trophy in my other league last year so he should be able to at least manage the game and toss a couple fair ones to Gonzo. Roddy White, Get your mind right and get my man some sixes.. Rolexes for erryone on Some Dan Marino Shit!

AntoEnio Gates TE San Diego - OK, first of all, I Despise the San Diego Chargers. They Suck All Year, but the weather doesn't. The only time they are nasty in the playoffs is when they play the Colts, and have you ever been to SD? It's Freakin PERFECT... So AntoEnio always does work when his Toe ain't jammin.. so this one's for you AntoEnio, Do some work and we will call that Playoff shit even.

Minnesota Vikings Defense - I hate Brett Favre. Never been a fan. I don't really respect him as a player or a gunslinger or a retiree for that matter. BUT I love Viking Fans and the Defense is particularly nasty. I mean if Brett starts doin that Vinny Intercepteverde dance he likes to do in December, watch Jared and the boys put him out in practice and let Tavaras Disco the rest of the season. Brett, hand the ball off and the defense will be good to you in practice.

Josh Brown K St. Louis - All I know is he used to be in Seattle and now he's kicking in a dome.. should be FREAKING happy to be out the elements so stay focused and get three at a time for the kid.

Chris Chambers WR San Diego - See Antonio.. Just taller and faster and clutch for a TD or two.

Chris Henry WR Cincinnati - Which Chris Henry will show up? The one that goes all out for the Touchdown or the First Down over the middle in the corner, or wherever Carson Palm Job Tosses it? Or the Alien Chris Henry that spills Cristal on his Pistol while drivin drunk after a preseason win? I mean if dude can stay out of jail, keep his Lawyer weight up, or just be a decent human being and not an alien, he will be makin OchoCinco change his jersey again!

Other Reserves - Laron McClain FB Baltimore - Gets the red zone carries and set to have a solid year. Fred Jackson FB Bills - Carries galore while Brother Marshawn Lynch Hung is suspended for packin more than amex. Dudes need to hire security for real!

I will see You in the Super Bowl!

DJ Indiana Jones

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written by Tom Biltimier, September 05, 2009

Ron, Hate to burst your bubble but aside from JA your team is weak almost to the point of suck. Most of your peeps are trouble, henry (will he get arrested this week) Gates (ankle again....screwed me last year) Viks D....Allen is the man..others in trouble (Williams)...on the upside...I like ryan and MC will get his fill of pills from brees!

Check out my dream team: A.Peterson (min), M.J-Drew, top two rushers in the league, Ocho, A. Gonzalez (colts), Whitten, Daniels, Bears D.....bring it! Good luck!

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