Alice Cooper Thinks Vampire Weekend Have No Balls

Sep 04

Alice Cooper Thinks Vampire Weekend Have No Balls

The makeup-wearing senior citizen with the girl's name and 7 handicap is not a fan of Upper West Side Soweto. Alice asks Noisecreep, "Are all American bands metro-sexual now? I heard the title Vampire Weekend and I thought, 'Oh, man, that's gonna be great. I gotta see it. And there are these guys with little Gap T-shirts on and I'm going, 'What happened to the balls in rock 'n' roll? Why are American bands so wimpy?'"

He thought they were real vampires. Honest mistake.

What is this? A Hipster Generation Gap?? Can't we All Just get along?? All this while he swings his golf club! I remember when Alice Cooper was scary!

Via: Stereogum

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